dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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