i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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