There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I don't think brook has ever known best
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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