is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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