it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just google imaged poop.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Randomize
