I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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