He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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