I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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