At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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