That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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