One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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