what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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