no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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