Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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