You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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