she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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