I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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