Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
nutella sex= disaster
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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