i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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