it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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