I wannas sexs uuuuu
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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