Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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