how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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