I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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