Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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