Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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