Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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