so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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