I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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