i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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