is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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