So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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