ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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