she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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