sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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