If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm like, not good at living.
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