all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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