I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
im on a boat
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