My brain says no but my pants say off.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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