If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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