Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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