We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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