I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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