Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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