How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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