Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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