I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Randomize
