Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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