I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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