The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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