i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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