if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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