you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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