You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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