benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
