my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Holy shit dude........stairs
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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