Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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