Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i drank out of a bidet.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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