I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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