Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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