I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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