I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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